JOKE OF THE DAY BY MICHAEL AFIGOR.

Mumuni entered a mosque carrying a brand new
cutlass and asked: "who is a Muslim here?"

The whole mosque went as silent as a grave yard.

Mumuni asked again "how can a full mosque have
no Muslim?".

No one replied.

Mumuni then grabbed the nearby young man and
went out with him and told him "son come help me
kill my goat because i don't know how to do it".

After the young man had killed the goat, he told
Mumuni that he didn't know how to skin it and that
Mumuni should go back to the mosque and get
someone else to help him do that.

Mumuni returned to the mosque with the cutlass
dripping with blood.

When the IMAM saw Mumuni again in the mosque
with blood dripping from his cutlass, he immediately
shouted

"MY BROTHERS IN CHRIST,

PRAISE THE LOOORD
OOOOO!"

The whole mosque responded:

Hallelujah!

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